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\"We No Speak Americano\" is a song by Australian band Yolanda Be Cool and producer DCUP. It was released on the independent Australian label Sweat It Out on 27 February 2010. The song samples the 1956 Italian song \"Tu Vuò Fà L'Americano\" in the Neapolitan language by Renato Carosone, written by Carosone and Nicola Salerno. \"We No Speak Americano\" became a hit in Europe, Australia, and South America as well as a top 40 hit in the U.S. and Canada. It also won the 2010 ARIA award for \"Best Dance Release.\" The song had sold over 1 million digital copies in the United States as of 10 April 2011.
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