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\"The Trouble with Tribbles\" is the fifteenth episode of the second season of the American science fiction television series Star Trek. Written by David Gerrold and directed by Joseph Pevney, it was first broadcast on December 29, 1967. In this comic episode, the starship Enterprise visits a space station that soon becomes overwhelmed by rapidly reproducing small furry creatures called \"tribbles\".
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Liiva Cemetery is a cemetery near Ãœlemiste Lake, Tallinn, Estonia. Its area is 65 ha.
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